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Paddle Boat Mentality

When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means absolutely nothing to them - it gets you nowhere fast
I knew when he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I was dealing with a real winner
by Garolyn Caring June 13, 2024
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Paddle Boat Mentality

When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means nothing to them
When he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I knew I was dealing with a real winner
by Garolyn Caring June 13, 2024
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Congealed Slime Mentality

A Chaotic-Neutral character with a bad personality.
Why does the villain have such a big congealed slime mentality though?
by fenlfenl January 20, 2026
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Ethan / Emmi Mentality

"uhh, I'll do it later," (nothing happens for the next 2 years.)
Wanna play some L4D tonight?

"uhh, I'll do it later."

Now that's some Ethan / Emmi Mentality if I've ever seen it.
by woopkinlover03 February 1, 2026
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Middle class drug morality

The morality system that some drug users have that allows them to buy drugs from horrifically violent and ruthless gangs, while at the same time boycotting some legitimate business for a relatively insignificant reason.

The classic example is students in the 1990s who made a great fuss about boycotting Nestle chocolate, yet continued to buy weed from a drug supply chain that literally murders people. There are middle class people who refuse to buy a lasagne if it has packaging that can't be recycled, yet think nothing of snorting cocaine bought from an international cartel that murders innocent families, police officers and politicians.

If the boss of Tesco's killed the boss of Sainsbury's and all his family, then took over Milton Keynes with an armed militia, people might think twice about shopping there. Yet apparently this is fine if it's drug dealers doing it.
He's got middle class drug morality - he won't go in the corner shop because Mr Johnson once shouted at a dog, but he's off his gills on goofballs every Saturday night.

This Chardonnay dates from 2020 when the manufacturers should have been obeying the Covid lockdown instead of making wine. Therefore, I won't touch it. Fancy some crack? // You have middle class drug morality.
by Bartholemew Handycam Pistachio February 20, 2025
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Small Nipples Mentality

Elon Musk. What a manchild with money be like. He thinks he could coerce everyone to obey him and do what he wants.
Do not have small nipples mentality, or you're a grown-up humanchild.
by Shiine-1 February 23, 2025
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small penis mentality

Any mod, admin, or CEO who loves power tripping on their dictating social networking sites. They love to ban and mute you if you comment things they don't like/piss them off.
Spez, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg all have small penis mentality, actually.
by Shiine-1 March 2, 2025
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