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MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!
Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!
by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023
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Trump Lung
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
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lung rockets

i need to identify the times of the day where i most enjoy firing up lung rockets in order to quit smoking.
by killacamdipset May 8, 2014
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Free-lung

To breathe unrestricted air without the shield of a face mask.

"Free-lunger": a person prone to running around without a mask.
"Damn, look at Sara out there among all those masked people, just "free-lunging" it like she doesn't even care!
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Threat lungs

A satirical twist on the well known phrase, “threat girl.” Threat lungs occur when you were so focused on avoiding your threat girls that you forgot to avoid your real enemy, the common cold.
Joey: Hey bro how’s it going with threat girl #6 this week?
Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs.
Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!
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lung bunny

A wad of sticky sickly sputum from a productive cough.
"I'm illin, brah, and I just coughed up a lung bunny"
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lunge dab

A rare and spectacular phenomenon consisting of a lunge simultaneously occurring with a dab. When attempting a lunge dab, participants must go hard or go home.
Tom: I love a good dab, me!
Sparky: I will dab until the end of time.
Nicole: I live for the lunge and can't think of anything better... WAIT!
***ALL THREE LUNGE DAB***
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