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lunch table

A group of your closest of friends that you would put your life on the line for: also shares deepest thoughts and secrets.
Welcome, to "the lunch table".
by Nowitall_K_ July 12, 2016
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Lunch Whore

Someone who will go with you to lunch, looks at the check and comments on how expensive the restaurant is, but does not offer to pay the bill.

The Lunch Whore has never heard of going Dutch, but knows the words for "Free Lunch" in seventy-seven languages. The Lunch Whore also steals your wine when you are not looking.

The Lunch Whore is related to the Dinner Whore. In fact, many Lunch Whore's are also Dinner Whores, and a perfect day for them is two free meals. They don't get up early enough to glom breakfast.
Melissa is a Lunch Whore. On Tuesday she goes out to lunch with a guy, eats drinks, but doesn't pay.

She then goes out with the same guy for a free dinner, doesn't even think of paying and then makes out with another guy at the bar.

For Melissa, a Lunch and Dinner Whore, it's been a perfect day.
by Otis the Great October 22, 2009
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Lunch Ball

A guy who is a loser and conistenly lays on the couch all day smoking pot and watching tv while his lady works. He is not physically or verbally abusive. He just never does his fair share and does not contribute to the finances or housework and expects his partner to do it all.
That lunch ball was asleep with an empty pizza box in front of the tv when she came though the door and he yawned and ask if she had picked up any dinner on her way home from work.
by savoir October 7, 2020
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cold lunch

To be deepthroated so hard you regurgitate on your partners penis and continue sucking.
I gave Betty a Cold Lunch when I stuck my manhood deep down her gullet.
by tina h. macy April 5, 2008
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lunch cutter

"ryan you pom , you invited my girlfriend up to your place to watch movies with you, your meant to be my mate, YOU LUNCH CUTTER"
by Daniel Shand July 28, 2007
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Lunch box

a half pint of Spotted Cow or Miller Lite in a pint glass, and a shot of orange juice and Amaretto. Taken like a Car Bomb
by e-a July 4, 2009
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picnic lunch

The act of deficating in your gay life partner's open mouth.
Pat gave me this awesome picnic lunch yesterday!
by PigFuckerPantyStealer July 27, 2006
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