Lardy-Char

A place of ultimate homliness with a naughty edge. It accepts whether you are crusting on the sofa, or raving away. It is especially good when you put up curtains so you no longer get a peeping tom.

I'm at Lardy-Char.. where are you?

by Lardy-Charee January 18, 2011

lardrocket

1) A fat person
2) A vehicle containing one or more fat persons

1) Look at that lardrocket
2) Wow that lardrocket just blew a stop sign

by bunghammer July 15, 2011

lard wheel

A pizza

We were so hungover we ordered a lard wheel from dominoes.

by Lard Eater January 17, 2014

Lardon

Intense excitement brought on by junk food.

My coworker brought donuts in this morning and I got a total lardon

by fromonedirtbag September 20, 2014

lard cakes

a verbal expression of discontent

"Hey wanna go see a movie?"
"No man, I have way to much homework."
"Lard cakes"

by NerdDude May 5, 2015

Lardosaurus

A very large person

Dinosaur made mostly of lard

Lardosaurus - First used in the early 90's

by JustPlainGaz August 27, 2016

lardso

A fat woman

I am totally becoming a lardso, 😰

by Thid May 25, 2016