Loser Awareness Day 

February 14th, the day some refer to as Valentine's Day. The day when all the losers and loners make themselves known by not getting roses and candy. Also referred to as Loner Awareness Day.

"Happy Loser Awareness Day."

Loser Awareness Day by Chika April 12, 2006

loser magnet 

Someone who is not necessarily a loser, but tends to get along with and befriend people who are considered losers by the majority.

Man #1-"Dude, your friend's 35 and living at home still. You're a loser magnet."

Man #2-"Yea, but he's cool though. It's not we are going to hang out over at his parents' house."

loser magnet by Busta Nuttz August 20, 2011

loser tramp 

1. (noun), the lamest but most desired and most popular profession among the majority of the world's people, most notably, depressed white males.

2. (Pronoun), musical artist, creates the illest music ever created. tell ur kids.

1. Man, my whole family are loser tramps.

2. I heard the last show he played, loser tramp totally melted this chick's brain and her eyeballs exploded. damn.

loser tramp by BADCOMPUTERBAD October 20, 2010

loser poser 

To be a poser who is also a loser. The combination of dressing or acting according to a store you shop i.e. hollister,DTL, pacsun.. but are not only failing miserably,and its noticable, but the whole town is laughing at you behind your back anyplace you go whether it be the mall,tropicana,wendys, or even the local barber shop.

darryl-"dude what the heck happened to matt"

Steve-"I dont know, is he coming out of pacsun?"

darryl-"yea he was a total square a week ago now hes decked out with a tilted cookie monster hat, skater shorts, and a colorful-ass fox shirt"

steve-"what a faggy ass bitch loser poser"

loser poser by Hatingthisday October 22, 2011

Loser mini-muffin 

One who eat stale mini muffins on their birthday, ALONE.

Mario is such a loser mini-muffin.

Loser mini-muffin by justin987654321 June 16, 2009

Loser laps 

Driving around town trying to be cool because you have nothing better to do or youre showing off.

"Hey tom there's nothing to do."
"HEY! Lets go for some loser laps!"

Loser laps by Katerina Katana August 2, 2006

loser pop 

A special treat for those losers who need a reward, instructions for creating a loser pop!

1) take a stick of butter.
2) freeze it.
3) dip it in sugar.
4) put it on a popscicle stick.
5) give it to that spechul some1.

loser:"lol i suckz at teh linux!"
elitist:"Grab a fucking loser pop."

loser pop by Tweek888 August 26, 2005