Long Face

A guy who has a massive shlong and takes mirror pics with it. He likes to take bad selfies and often asks for toe pics.

Omg this guy who added me on snapchat is a total long face!

by AinsJC February 9, 2021

Long Screw

A term by "Louis Rossmann" while working on consumer electronics such as an a2289 touchbar macbook pro where you put a longer screw than intended into a short screw hole. Ruining the screw hole in the process.

Geeksquad totally just long screw'd this a2289 touchbar macbook pro. Poor little macbook :(

by NotStepbro March 31, 2021

long chocolate

a ginormous black cock

person 1: “damn girl, did you see the dude i was with last night? he had some long chocolate.”
person 2: “yo butter biscuit, what’s long chocolate?”
person 1: “ look it up, whore.”

by anonymous April 3, 2021

Long Panning

Or being “long panned” is an advanced form of nagging that can only be achieved by one’s spouse. The origins of long panning are believed to have stemmed from a summer bbq when a husband’s grilling technique was called into question by his wife in front of his friends for using the wrong sized grilling pan.

“Stop long panning me, I’ll take the garbage out when I’m ready god damn it!”

by Maverick2022 June 26, 2022

Ass Long

Cams way of saying long ass

“Damn, this sonic level is ass long!”

by ShortBusMcGee May 11, 2022

Long idiot

A term created by Dankpods describing his female pet python named frank.

Can also describe any snake or other reptile thag is long and not very intelligent

"Frank you're the Long idiot"

by Squibitz April 17, 2022

long and frustrating

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dam that was long and frustrating, also beans r real gud.

by did u know beans a gud March 14, 2022