noah logic

When someone named noah creates his own logic that has no resemblance at any degree to actual logic and common sense.

Noah logic: I have a headache, I'm going to go play a comp.
Actual logic: I have a headache, I'm NOT going to go play a comp.

by Jay-Shay The One June 13, 2017

Cartoon Logic

AKA Cartoon Physics.

A law in cartoons that states that if something impossible would be amusing if it actually happened, then it will happen.

That's not the entire rule, either; see below.

The full definition of Cartoon Logic is as follows:

*Should the character be able to do this?

> Yes No

*Would it be funny if they couldn't?

> Yes No

*They can't do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

Yes > No

*Would it be funny if they could?

> Yes No

*They can do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

> Yes No

*Would it be funny if they couldn't?

Yes > No

*They can do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

Yes > No

*Would it be funny if they could?

Yes > No
*They can't do it.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 5, 2021

Zoe Logic

When something makes absolutely 0 sense. And there’s no telling them otherwise. And when you actually think about what was said. It makes even less sense.

*goes on vacation
“You don’t love me”
“Wow. Zoe logic.”

by martinichio August 25, 2022

Vol Logic

The logic that if Vol said it in chat, and claims it to be true, it is true under the ruling of Vol Logic.

Vol makes sense. If you use Vol logic. Yup yup.

by Volscian1 July 19, 2018

pokémon logic

Pokémon logic is everything that make sense in the Pokémon Universe.

Person 1: How can Gastly use Ice Punch?

Person 2: That's Pokémon logic, dude.

by Multiverseguy11 August 30, 2016

Cow Logic

Of no logical sense and/or reasoning.

People refer to Cow Logic as the utter non sense spoken by "cow". This bitch thinks he can make a cursor controlled mod menu in CFG. CFG has no logic but he says he makes his own "cow logic"

Thus.
Cow is an illogical derp.

Person 1:Wow, did you see my scores on my Math Final
Person 2: Yeah, must have been using cow logic LOL
Person 3: LOL WRECKED.

by JewHatesCow October 28, 2011

papa logic

Papa logic is the idea that we are all dads. I’m a dad, you’re a dad, we’re all dads. He, she, and they are dads, and we’re all papas.

Person 1: “Dude, Mason’s such a dad “
Person 2: “Ya man, and JD really understands that papa logic”

by papa triesty June 1, 2018