birthday licks

to deliver punches to someone on their birthday, often in the amount of the age they are turning, plus one (for good luck).

Man, shaun is a punk. i went over to his math class to give him his birthday licks and he had fucking skipped school out of straight fear!

by lazystupidandcorrupt February 5, 2008

lock me up

When you've been caught red handed by someone and it's usually embarrassing.

Paul: Gary got with that whale the other day
Fred: Did you Gary?
Gary: Yeah, guilty as charged, lock me up. *Puts hands in a handcuff like position*

by Harcus Modgkinson November 13, 2013

Quief Locker

1) An insult usually directed towards a girl.

OR

2) A girl's pair of underwear/pants after a long hot day with a disgustingly pungent odor. Usually the result of discharge, sweat and booty stank. Comparable to that of an old gym locker. A place where chick's hide their version of knob cheese.

After two weeks of dating, Jessica finally gave in and let me get some, its a shame i had to kick her ass out after she dropped her jeans and i got a whiff of her Quief Locker!

by ScottyKnew March 19, 2011

Tap Tap Swoop Lock

A term used to reserve ones seat.

You can't sit there, he Tap Tap Swoop Locked his spot.

by CaptainJAXX January 19, 2010

lock down

lockdown comes from the prisons, but is also used instead of 'grounded'

i cant come out, im on lock (down)

by Rastafari July 30, 2004

chutney locker

gay slang for anus. An anal locker full of chutney.

come and stick your cock right up my chutney locker!!

by Minger Magnet April 15, 2003

u-lock

device used for breaking the jaw bones of motorists who think it is humorous to be inconsiderate and endanger the lives of cyclists on the road.

the act of breaking the jaw bone of a motorist, or perhaps smashing out his window.

safety first: always bring your u-lock.

yo, you shoulda seen the way Tido u-lock'd this dumbo's face right off!

by the.scumlife September 11, 2010