Pimp Limp 

Once upon a time there was a pimp and one day he got in a skirmish with a local cop and while he was running away he got shot in the leg and had to walk with a limp. Now the pimp was limping around with a cane keeping up with his hoes. Every other pimp liked it and copy ed him and that's why pimps walk with a limp.

"look at that foo with da pimp limp"

Pimp Limp by FRenchporker October 3, 2009

To Limp a Butterfly 

Sorry I spelled it wrong

*in text*
John: Hey what’s your favorite album?
Derek: To Limp a Butterfly, 10/10
John: fat thumbs

To Limp a Butterfly by CrazyYube May 31, 2021

One night limp 

A one night stand where the male performs either badly or not at all.

"So, how'd that fling go last night?"
-"Meh, he could hardly get it up. It was more of a one night limp than a stand."

One night limp by Mantaur January 4, 2010

brewer's limp 

This is when you've drunk so much alcohol your can't get an erection

'My boyfriend was so pissed he had brewer's limp when we got home to bed'

brewer's limp by never369 March 25, 2005

lil limp dick

usually someone with attributes of being a vagina/pussy and backing down like a lil bitch... or has very small penis with erectile disfunction as well.

yo bitch yous a lil limp dick ass nikkuh the way you was actin up in that bitch ho!

lil limp dick by bilboe bagginz April 17, 2010

shrimp limp dick 

An undersized penis

“Hey bro, you really have a shrimp limp dick”

shrimp limp dick by Madelyn Victoria Webb December 21, 2020

Jimmy Limp Dick 

The opposite of Chad Thunder Cock, the beta male; one which wears a flaccid penis for every second of its miserable life.

You: Ayden is such a chad thundercock!
Me: Yeah bro, unlike that jimmy limp dick Kyle
You: And not like that penguin with dicks guy

Me: You spittin my brother!!

Jimmy Limp Dick by Dawwonnn January 20, 2021