Letter War

The war on The Urban Dictionary over which letter is superior.

Jeremy: B is the best letter in the alphabet.
Brian: No Z is the best letter.
Jeremy: Wanna start a letter war?
Brian: Yes.

by I know what u did. February 7, 2022

letter

(1) A singular character from the Latin alphabet used to represent one sound used in speech.
If you're literate, this should be common knowledge.

(2) An envelope containing a written message in it, which is usually delivered to friends and family.
But hardly anyone does that anymore in the 2020s. 🤷

--- example ---

𝗦𝗮𝗺𝘂𝗲𝗹 : "Hey, Frederick! I sent you a letter last Friday. Did you read it?"
𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸 : "That's incredibly ironic coming from a 16 year-old like you."
𝗦𝗮𝗺𝘂𝗲𝗹 : "It is?"

by Tyrone-Diesel October 12, 2025

Soviet letter opener machinery

a humorous way of referring to the Berlin Wall.

It effectively acted as a "letter opener," preventing communication and movement between the two sides.

We were expecting letters from our family in the USSR, but never heard from them, due to the "Soviet letter opener machinery" keeping people from emigrating and preventing brain drain.

by ayobro April 20, 2025

The Letter in the Whie House

Noun. The appointed leader of the United States who is too stupid to spell his name beyond a single letter.

by Colin Ritter August 6, 2003

Scrambled-Letter Syndicate

The alphabet mafia, the initialism institution.

The LGBTQAI+ community.

James: man twitter is a mess, any time you disagree with one community, they jump on you and call you a bigot

David: let me guess, the conspiracy theorists or the scrambled-letter syndicate?

by BurntBattleBagel June 18, 2024

send a letter to Congo

Take a shit

I gotta send a letter to Congo.

by osky152 February 3, 2023

Letter you out

When someone tires you out by using letters or words. Often in the form of a strongly worded letter.

"Did Ivana letter you out yesterday?"

by lucidlurkkk November 11, 2021