leathered

To get badly hurt and subsequently lose in a fight.Also: Paggered, Battered, Kicked in, Cunt Kicked In, fucked up

" I got fuckin Leathered last night, my jaw got well and truly rapped "

by John Gaskell March 8, 2004

Leigh Park Bentley

A Jaguar XJ6.

Etymology: From the the council estate of Leigh Park, near Havant in Hampshire and a luxury car manufactured by Bentley Motors Ltd, Crewe, UK.

Such is the level of peasantry prevalent in the aforementioned estate, the highest status peasants (who work part-time on the checkout at Havant Hypermarket), can afford the required £395 to buy and park a Jaguar XJ6 on the grass verge outside their hovel. Despite this shameful one-upmanship, their relative status is recognized, and as a result they are duly credited with ownership of a vehicle greater than the one they own. Consequently the Jaguar XJ6, as seen less often than Ford Sierras in council estates countrywide, is upgraded symbolically to attain the status of a Bentley.

See also 'Leigh Park Jag'

'Wow, look, there's a Leigh Park Bentley! Ha ha ha ha ha!'

'Jim's just bought a Leigh Park Bentley for banger racing.'

by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007

Woodgrain and Leather With A Hole

Woodgrain is a type of material that goes on the dashboard and doors of a car. Leather is talkign about leather on the seats. The hole is another name for the sunroof.

I'm riding with Woodgrain and Leather With A Hole.

by Jon Forget July 27, 2005

Leather Face

Stretching one's scrotum and then placing said stretched scrotum onto another's face.

Wow...I almost suffocated Seni when I gave him a leather face.

by LeatherMaster March 5, 2009

laithe

Is considered the sexiest man to ever live, is the sweetest and most perfect person on this earth, literally a fucking god, or otherwise known as cockzilla

Oh man he’s like Laithe , so irresistible!

by Thatguy8543 March 5, 2018

leatha

A slang version of 'leather'. Originating from the popular Stella B. Zotis. The word 'leatha' is commonly associated with the Leatha Royalty, consisting of the Leatha King, Leatha Queen and Leatha Mistress. These highly respected figures of the Western Suburbs are also commonly known as Shmittens, Bubble and Squeak and Squiteesha. The Leatha Royalty possesses a large empire, consisting of three luxourious palaces on the west coast of Australia. These classy residential locations are popular social venues and are home to the Leatha extended family.

this is quality leatha

by Shmittens January 11, 2009

Leather

The state of the male penis that is in-between flaccid and erect.

Hey Ace Man! Quit yer grinnin' and drop yer linen, 'cause I got a leather going on downstairs.

by Sealed With A Cock (S.W.A.C) March 23, 2011