lamp sprunko

someone from the sprunkoments

lamp sprunkoments is cool!

by twothealgebraien June 9, 2025

Castlederg Salt Lamp

When you fill a girl’s mouth with pop rocks and receive a blow job from her

I got a Castlederg Salt Lamp yesterday it was great

by jaffa67 October 4, 2025

Foot fetish lamp prototype 7

When you get your hands on one of these people you have to consider yourself lucky. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to not be wearing socks when you meet them you can expect your toes to be licked clean. According to old legends they once sucked off satan for 1 shilling, two pence and a used condom.

"Woah man that person is crazy, ripping off that person's socks like that"
"Prb a foot fetish lamp prototype 7"

by Anemoneee__ August 4, 2023

Lamp

A device using electricity,oil or gas to give light

We have a beautiful lamp at home .

by IDK, February 21, 2017

Lava Lamp

An object often found on one's bedside table which may resultantly be found in the splash zone of sexual activities.

Bloody hell, you've jizzed all over my lava lamp

by Splashzone101 October 9, 2018

lamp-girl

The annoying girl who steals random shit like a lamp from the bars in Amherst. She’s the type of girl who blacks out and then refuses to take accountability for her actions the next day.

Damn the monkey bouncers really had to kick lamp-girl out of the club again last night.

by Amherstdude August 19, 2022

lamp

A sexy thing that turns on whenever u touch it.

last night when I touched the lamp it came in my mouth rlly fast. I wish it took him longer

by sexy lamps March 16, 2020