Drinks monster like water. A pure sigma male who has no fear. Drives a ridiculously large truck that is also very loud. Gets all the girls and is a certified chick magnet. Loves monster trucks, motorsports like Nascar, offroad derby's, and X games. Favorite hobby is punching drywall.
"My main bro Kyle man, how's it hanging?"
*headbutts forehead into drywall while chugging a monster*
"HEY BROSKI, WHAT'S HAPPENING? WANNA DO SOMETHING EXTREME? "
*headbutts forehead into drywall while chugging a monster*
"HEY BROSKI, WHAT'S HAPPENING? WANNA DO SOMETHING EXTREME? "
by Mrcrazydude January 09, 2022
Kyles shy yet confident personality will make you curious. You will want to get to know him even though he is not the most attractive person. When you get to know him, you find out how silly he can be. A tall and cute athletic guy. Humble but very good at sports. A good listener and a good friend, will always be there for you to give you advice or listen. Kind to those who are kind. Might have stupid friends but they balance each other out. You end up finding Kyle very sexy and attractive at his confidence yet humbleness, and how good he is at sports and always seems to be in a good mood. When Kyle is sad, you want to help him be happy. Someone you truly care about. Can be awkward in a very cute way. Deserves the best.
by hollaatme April 18, 2020
Kyle will be the sweetest person you've ever met, he'll always be there for you no matter what and always listen to you. He gives amazing advice on anything and everything. You guys will bond super quickly and trust each other more than anything. Kyle has been through ups and downs and understands you more than anyone else. If you ever come across a Kyle, talk to him, bond with him, you definitely won't regret it. He has the best jokes and will always make you laugh when you're sad, and he will certainly be the funniest person you've ever met. He would take a bullet for you.
I was talking to Kyle last night.
by I love fishies November 17, 2022
The male version of Karen.
White priveleged mansplainer devoid of empathy for any individual who doesn't silently accept the status quo. Fails upward. "Earned" everything he has. Thinks equality means BIPOC get to take his job that his uncle gave him. Thinks his opinion should be given as much credit as your peer reviewed study.
Also see: broflake, incel,
White priveleged mansplainer devoid of empathy for any individual who doesn't silently accept the status quo. Fails upward. "Earned" everything he has. Thinks equality means BIPOC get to take his job that his uncle gave him. Thinks his opinion should be given as much credit as your peer reviewed study.
Also see: broflake, incel,
by Noturgf June 08, 2020
Hot,better than EVERYONE and anyone. He is your papi and will destroy you. He owns your house, if you disrespect him you are sent to the dungeon and abused by shrek because you NEVER disobey your papi:)
by ching is October 30, 2020
A common name for generic people. Typically, a dude with a tiny hips who is a little more masculine than anybody asked for.
by Fucktrumpdenny November 14, 2018
Kyle is a cute boy with very soft hair, big cute eyes full of stars and hope and a great sense of fashion. He has a big heart and is very sweet with people. He's also a history nerd, and he'll identify any tank and plane you show him. He will listen to your problems and make you smile if you need to. He's pretty good at video games too, but he's kind of a sore loser and will not hesitate to pout if you beat him. But he won't get mad. Everybody needs a Kyle in their lives.
by Juleim July 20, 2020