Kettle on

Although antiquated, to 'put the kettle on' is to say that the conversation will continue because of some new deep or entertaining news has been revealed and needs discussing, usually this involves actually making a new cup of tea (giving time to savour the space before gossip) but...

'Kettle on!' has no intention of actually making tea and can be said anywhere, it's like saying 'oh fuck me, this is news' or 'you have my undivided attention', 'I need to know everything'

Carl: stace was down the pub with len last night, but he's supposed to be legit with shanice
DAZ: kettle on!

Carl: well, after prison he....

by My real name is nick April 4, 2021

kettle food

Prison food prepared in a kettle

Yes bro launch them noodles in that kettle there , best had be koka noodles though la if not ye gettin locked in a cell with big mudbone for a night ye on me -kettle food

by Mudbone jr May 21, 2021

kettlecorns

lauren ketterings amazing non-toxic fandom they are very sweet and kind!

made buy kettllecorn on tiktok

kettlecorns

by kettllecorn July 5, 2021

kreetoncosplay

The most amazing cosplayer ever.

Person 1: who is that?
Person 2: oh, Kreetoncosplay! He is so cool
Person 1; oh ok! I'll follow him on Tiktok!

by Kaikreeton July 11, 2021

kettitrium

A short furry of sorts
Quiet, talented, short. very short.
Accompanied by derry, milk.

-Bog! :)

Wow Kettitrium you look very short today
I'm going to make Kettitrium delete all of his work!

by Cumlord6669420 November 1, 2021

Ketti

Inside joke for mexicans

American: ayo elotero how much you make?
Elotero: ketti

by Kermit TMPGSF August 16, 2021

Ketty Pulai

A nickname for cute girls in the middle of peninsular in Malaysia.

Look! A ketty Pulai is playing with her cats and they are so adorable!

by KacakNyo November 22, 2021