kleenex cocktail

The instance in which a man (or men) sneeze and ejaculate into a tissue in no particular order and place the tissue into a stranger's alcoholic drink, to therefore create the Kleenex Cocktail.

Bill: "Yo I've got this used tissue here."
Mike: "Alright gimme a few seconds and well have a Kleenex Cocktail." <enters bathroom>
Bill: "Put it in Tommy's 40!"

by Sweggy Zack June 20, 2014

kleenex moment

heartbreaking or very sad moment that will make one cry

Be ready for a good cry, "Hachiko the movie" has a lot of kleenex moments.

by phgirl June 15, 2016

kleets

What a headass wears.

Gavin wears kleets.

by Buttboy23 April 17, 2017

kleenead

A tissue used to dry off your hair. Often used when exiting the shower.

The word was created by joining the words Kleenex and head.

Will exited the shower and dried his hair with a kleenead

by Fone Bone May 24, 2017

keefterpiece

Keefterpiece is when you are feigning what last few nugs of your weed is left. So you fill your bong with some tree and then add Keefe from the grinder to it on top and it's a like a masterpiece but a Keefterpiece!

Bro, this is a sick keeferpiece! Amanda, do you have anything left for a keefterpiece?

by PearlQueenn July 24, 2017

keefee

A drug dealer

omg i saw this complete keefee on the street corner

by CookieMonster51074 September 7, 2017

kleel

Universal language that was used on the planet Mars .With a wide diversity of interdimentional and planetary beings and numerous pod communities a new civilization was created that was comprised of the majority of it's immigrants a neutral language was enacted into the ( 10 LAWS OF PEACE ).

Kleel Ef stil kal meek tsvlac.

by DARION BECKER November 29, 2017