qwertz keyboard

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that's it

yeah
that's basically a qwertz keyboard
ok here have some ACTUAL things about it
y is replaced by z and vice versa
ENG DE English (United States) German keyboard.
you will be confused when typing ascii characters and stuff, such as trying to find and
yeah uh that about it uhhhhhh

by literally just a bicycle September 7, 2021

sorry my cat walked over my keyboard

An overused excuse boys use when they're rejected by females

boy: Hey, I have a confession to make. We've been friends for a while now and I just have this positive feeling whenever I'm around you..its almost as if we were meant to be.

girl: I'm sorry...I like more as a friend
boy: sorry my cat walked over my keyboard . stupid cat

by Meerkat511 December 15, 2022

Shit stained keyboard

When your partner sits on the computer keyboard while giving you oral sex and shits on your computer.

Oh dude your mom left the worst shit stained keyboard last night.

by Fasal Ahad November 10, 2006

keyboard-activist

A person who posts entries or comments on blogs and video sites completely unrelated to the topic currently under discussion, usually with a political motivation. Can...and should be used in a derogatory fashion.

I think all keyboard-activist (s) need to get a life.

by wnap2003 June 28, 2008

kaydo kick

a swift, graceful yet painful kick to the face which leaves you covered in skeet.

That Kaydo Kick really MESSED you up!

by Eeva December 12, 2005

keyboard salsa

That grey/black (depending on how dirty you are) gunk on your keyboard after prolonged use.

May also accumulate on mice.

Man I hate my supervisor so much.... I'm gonna give him some keyboard salsa in his coffee

by Steve Lewis February 1, 2004

Keido

Goal-oriented. Keidos are secretive and rarely disclose personal information about themselves. They constantly have mood swings and do not liked to be asked many questions. Keidos are uncomfortable in large crowds but get lonely if left alone for too long. Keidos are full-time narcissists; vain ego-maniacs. They like feeling important, relevant and overtly masculine. They enjoy the finer things in life (pedicures, bougie events; anything stereotypical society considers "effeminate"). Keidos believe they can do everything on their own without assistance. To be a Keido, is to be incosiderate of other people's feelings. Keidos ignore people completely and think of themselves as more intelligent than everyone else. Keidos are self-obsessed and expect others to be like them. They blame these traits on introvertness. They put less effort in any type of relationship and do not unless forced. Moreover, talking to a Keido is inevitably a one-sided conversation as they claim to not speak much.Their constant straight face, inability to engage in meaningful dialogue, narcissism, vanity and their internal struggles makes for one huge, hot mess. Keidos struggle with apologizing whenever they are in err and accepting whenever they are wrong. They can be aggressive because of the struggles they face and dislike being told what to do. Keidos are honest but too enclosed with themselves, thus, their cold character causes people to stay clear of them.

Girl: "i love you babe, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me."
Boy: "K...kool"
Girl:"Oh my god, you're such a fucking Keido right now"

by The_Courier June 23, 2017