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Buisness Man Keith

Business man Keith is a very successful business man especially when it comes to stocks and loans
He's a bit short tempered with people he doesn't know but once he warms up to you he becomes overprotective

His friends describe him a overprotective, dramatic, and short
He is popular throughout Twitter for tweeting random controversial topics and just being a mob boss

He once paid 9 seventh grade students to jump a class mate of his because he owed him money. Many think he's a coward for that but others say it's him moving pawns in a chess game.
Wow is that Buisness Man Keith he said that waffles are better than pancakes
by Anonymous Screen Time January 4, 2022
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Kole and Keith

Two of the sweatiest greasiest walruses to ever walk on the earth, both extrusion specialists,there natural cologne is 6.50 a pack at your local gas station, gas tank is mostly on E,Neckbeard enthusiasts,both could drink a bottle with no problem
Kole and Keith are passed out in the front yard in there underwear again
by Mango joggin it November 22, 2018
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Keith Hernandez

Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy
People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.

I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen
by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020
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Keith Stones

Crack rock derived from the DNA of Keith Richards, as his whole body IS drugs at this point
"What you looking to get?"
"Got some Keith Stones?"
by Inv4drz December 2, 2024
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keith fnf

nigga in the hood that goes around tapping random people on the shoulder and asking for rap battles.
he always carry's a big ass sound system with some hoe laying on top of them where ever he goes.
he speaks a bizarre and incomprehensible language which has led to rumors of him being an alien.
he is also rumored to have been in a relationship with the first and only counter school shooter, pico. which he now has beef with.
a rhytm video game has been based on him, titled friday night funkin.
not gon lie keith fnf low key look very gay with that hair and that fit
by waityougoodb August 2, 2022
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Keith

Keith is a sweet dude who is in love with a girl named Endy he will do anything to make her happy. He plays games to keep his mind off of the bad things. He has a daddy mentally. All the girls want him but he only wants Endy. Keith is a keeper never let him go. He will always treat you right he is kind and funny he can sometimes be mean but its because he loves you.
by IAn Pp February 7, 2021
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Keith Andrew

A guy with a huge heart.
That's how Keith Andrew would handle it
by #jennahboyles November 26, 2022
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