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On The Kitchen Counter

A phrase often following "that's what she said" or a "your mom" joke, which is used to extend a sexual innuendo. First made popular in Southern New Hampshire by Anna L.
"That was the best tasting hot dog I've ever had!"
"That's what she said... on the kitchen counter!!!"
by Maximilliondollarbillz October 29, 2008
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Kitchen

by Man Big March 13, 2019
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Throw the Kitchen Sink

An old, outdated, expression that is used to sound fancy, when simply saying "trying everything we can" is too mundane.
by Work Sass February 21, 2019
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kitchen

The best adjective in recorded history. a combination of Killer and Bitchin. A very catchy and addicting word to add to your vernacular.
That's totally kitchen, yo.
by DJ Kitchen April 26, 2006
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Kitchen

Place where food is made or magically created by a woman (any type of woman, Merwoman, witch, wench, etc.)
Frank:"Man I'm hungry"
John:"Don't worry my wench will create you something in the kitchen."
by Fjohan July 7, 2010
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Kitchen Star

A sex position in which each participant is standing and their bodies resemble a star. They then wiggle together and flop around (all while still standing.)
Also known as the electric chair.
We totally kitchen star'd at that party last night, it was sweet!
by dorkus_mcklorkus March 26, 2009
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kitchen

The place where all women naturally belong
Chris: Hey jane! Are you going to be drafted for WW3?
Jane: no im too busy in the kitchen!
Chris: but you said you didn't want to belong in kitchen...
Jane: what!? no! that's sexist! a woman's place is in the kitchen!
by Abdullah Hslut January 5, 2020
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