Jared Meyers before his introduction to Erin Wenger. Characteristics: Hardcore conservative, likely to be seen at NRA meetings, poor dress attire, going to Lane Community College, not an advocator for equal rights between the male and female gender, often uses the term "faggot," active member of The Group. See Post-Erin Jared for comparison.
"Shut up Faggot" - Pre-Jarin
by JNSD March 23, 2005

Jared Aka Jeron is my guy u know. This Donny is lanky af but he literally doesn't care, he will do anything for literally anything. He loves to BUY stuff from bare shops, mostly Sainsburys. He also loves to cycle for some retarded reason, needs a bit of a wake up tbh
Jared Aka Jeron's guy : A yoo Jared Aka Jeron what u saying u lanky cyclist
Jared Aka Jeron: Nothing g nothin
Jared Aka Jeron: Nothing g nothin
by Crackisgoodforyourhealth March 10, 2020

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine
"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ
by Kirbylove May 6, 2018

by Big lil j May 11, 2019

One of the best baseball players to play the game.
Jared Triolo currently plays for the Pittsburgh Pirates and is on his way to being a star in the Major Leagues.
Jared Triolo currently plays for the Pittsburgh Pirates and is on his way to being a star in the Major Leagues.
by D1 Glazer December 3, 2023

by Jboyxreal October 12, 2019

Ah Jared, what name, the ugliest of them all. The name of a guy who is self centered, ignorant, pitiful, lonely, kind of fucking stupid, apathetic, disloyal, bad boyfriend, most hypocritical guy you will ever meet!
by pineappleexpress333 October 23, 2022
