jared kleinman

An "insanely cool" guy who eats bath bombs.

"I'm at least sixty-percent sure that Jared Kleinman is gay for Evan Hansen."

"Hey, Connor! Loving the new haircut, very school shooter chic."

-Jared Kleinman

by whorecruxes June 1, 2017

jared from subway

A creepy pervert who got and lost his career by trying to get into smaller pants

Man: My minds on your body and your body's only nine
Kid: don't be a Jared from subway

by Tttthhhhhaaaaattttgggguuuuuyyy November 4, 2015

Jared Padalecki

A very sexy actor with a nice body on him.
He was born July 19, 1982 in San Antonio, Texas.

He played Dean Forester in Gilmore Girls, Wade in House of Wax, Clay Miller in Friday the 13th, and more importantly, he plays Sam Winchester in Supernatural which comes on the CW on Fridays.

Girl 1: What are you watching?
Girl 2: Supernatural.
Girl 1: It looks creepy
Girl 2: No shit, it's about demons and the apocalypse
Girl 1: Then why are you watching it.
Girl 2: Okay, you see that long haired one?
Girl 1: Mhmm, he's hot.
Girl 2: His name is Jared Padalecki, HE'S why I'm watching this.
Girl 1: Dude, did he just take off his shirt?
Girl 2: GEEZUS!! *dies*

by TurboJetNinjaKitteh March 16, 2011

Jared Kleinman

KiNkY

Evan Hansen: Has been... RoUgH
Jared Kleinman: KiNkY

by NoImNotAttractedToPans December 30, 2019

Jared Kleinman

He is the insanely cool Jared Kleinman who eats bath bombs and loves the cronch

"the insanely cool Jared Kleinman
I think we should start to make him a part of this awesome friendship we have"

by Elevatornotworthy November 6, 2019

Jared Leto

The Morbius. Our god. the lord of the Morb and the protector of the innocent.

Guy 1: Jared Leto is based.

Guy 2: TRUE!

by requim_slayer May 11, 2022

Jared from subway

The cause of preteen pregnancy.

I asked for a six inch, but Jared from subway gave me a foot long upgrade for free.

by edubbbz October 10, 2017