Jan

A man who says "godmorgen" in a very specific way. He also does not remember your name.

Jan: GODmorgen
broelleelever: Well that's our Jan

by broelle18/19 May 2, 2020

Bedankt Jan

Wanneer iemand een cliché uitspreekt wat nul informatie of verdieping toevoegd aan een gesprek.

"Ik zie daar in de verte al bomen liggen"
Bomen liggen niet, die staan.

"Bedankt Jan"

by Jayjay076 August 16, 2020

Jan

A term originating from the popular phrase "Sure, Jan," it is a nickname given to someone you know is a liar. It can also be yelled at someone sporadically during a very important Twitter debate, or when some autist you know is obviously lying.

Tl;dr, Jan is a liar.

You can also use it as a nickname for obnoxious valley girls nobody likes, similar to Karen, but 16.

Jan: You don't have to worry about him Tod, we're just friends.
Tod: Sure, Jan.

by Super Zinba October 1, 2020

JAN

An acronym that stands for Jew, Ape, Nigger. It is an adjective used to describe someone who is greedy, idiotic, and cringe.

Person 1: Did you know Christen broke into your home, stole your wallet and banged your girl last night?

Person 2: He did that?! Im gonna find this JAN and beat the shit out of him.

by Mr. Moomoomooo October 3, 2020

Jan Pono

People who are named Jan Pono are brutally honest, sarcastic, has the world's sexiest legs, overall super sexy and most importantly thicc.

Ava: Whow she's pretty thicc.

Ana: Chill out mate, but yeah I agree. Just look at her legs!

Olive: Hell yeah, she's a total bae! Her name's probably Jan Pono.

by Jamal Has the nine October 14, 2020

Jan tan

Short for "January tan" which can mean either a winter wind burn/frostbite from extreme cold or a actual subtle tan from an abnormally warm and sunny winter day in January.

Whoa dude, you sure got a nice "Jan tan" over the past weekend.

by RBike January 13, 2013

Jan's disease

A disease which is carried by John Becker or its offspring produced. Common symptoms are sporadic gayness, finding new friends to see, and other gay stuf, usually breaks all the rules of the bro code

Damn John really has Jan's disease. That hits contagious

by Pimpdaddy696967 September 2, 2013