rose jail

Hot people on hinge standouts you need to send a rose to match with

Sarah is so hot but she’s stuck in rose jail and sending roses is cringe

by Trev103 March 5, 2024

jail house coffee

Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.

Starbucks tastes like jail house coffee once you get your own espresso machine.

by Beech Bum. June 14, 2018

Horny jail

If someone is horny they got to go to jail.

A: *Look at horny picture

B: you’re going to horny jail

A: NOO-

Horny jail

by ATG does urban dictionary August 18, 2021

Leg jails

Pants

Mom, why do I have to wear these leg jails?

by anonymous October 8, 2022

Two beer jail

The alcohol limit imposed after getting too drunk around your friends.

Friend 1: Yo want to take a shot?
Friend 2: Can’t, I am in two beer jail after last weekend.

by captainkirkland October 28, 2023

Near Jail Experience

When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.

J.O. Holy shit did you see that dude grab my vape pen?
S.C. Near jail experience, man.

by stuartc1 December 5, 2021

I’m going to jail

When seeing a fit women or a minor you shout I’m going to jail meaning you are going to rape the female and go to jail

Oh damn I’m going to jail (Sees a fit young child)

by Jailboy69 March 11, 2024