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air jail

Holding a pet, most often a cat or a small dog, in the air for a while and refusing to put it down. It's a humorous, lighthearted "punishment" for something (usually minor) the animal did.
Luna, if you scratch my hand again, you'll be in air jail.
by theythempussy February 11, 2024
mugGet the air jailmug.

Children Jail Job

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job/ hand job and you cum in her braces, therefor trapping your swimmers, and children in a jail-like structure.
Hey bro, see Molly over there? Last night she gave me a massive Children Jail Job, it was so hot.
by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019
mugGet the Children Jail Jobmug.

crypto jail

When you stake your Ethereum in Ethereum 2.0 on coinbase and can’t sell for an undisclosed amount of time.
Larry wanted to hodl his crypto, but couldn’t trust himself and put his crypto into crypto jail.
by Stevenbakermac August 13, 2021
mugGet the crypto jailmug.

fresno county jail

The worst and most set up to fuck you up place on the face of the earth. Never can catch and break and always has the homeboys locked up. For bullshit. And are all dirty anyway. They got Buckethead.
I friggin hate Fresno county jail set ups
by Sonny Shines (8babycakea1) April 27, 2022
mugGet the fresno county jailmug.

booty jail

The state of getting your penis stuck in an asshole. The mistake of switching out lube for superglue
“Duuude my girl and I fucked uo and I was stuck in booty jail for hours at Kidmed”
by heyyybitxhes January 6, 2018
mugGet the booty jailmug.

jail break

Jail breaking consists of tying your penis and testicles to a chair and throwing the chair through the window
Dad: Jim, Why are all the windows smashed?
Jim: Dad I was just jail breaking to impress Shauna!
by FacadeJG May 22, 2019
mugGet the jail breakmug.

Leg jails

Mom, why do I have to wear these leg jails?
by anonymous October 8, 2022
mugGet the Leg jailsmug.

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