J-Walsh

While kissing a girl you just met out that night you un-zip YOUR OWN PANTS, grab her hand and put it on your DICK.

1 of 2 things will happen. She'll play with it or she wont. Either way you know whether to move on or go to work on that broad!!!

Guy: kiss kiss (Guy thinks. gotta pull the J-Walsh)
Girl: kiss kiss
Guy: un-zzziiippppp. Grabs her hand puts it in his own pants.
Girl: giggle giggle... you don't wear underwear and your dick is sooo big!
Guy: I know.... (Close the Deal!!!!)

by My cocks wingman October 19, 2012

milky j

An obscene splatter of seminal porridge

I gave the bitch a " milky j"

by Razorbawz January 18, 2017

j cube

Another way to say jacuzzi.

Yo bro me and some chicks are gonna hit the j cube, you down?

by Jackyboy5 July 18, 2019

J-Method

The method of hanging your skateboard in your locker, done by looping a bungee cord through your trucks and hanging it around a hook.

Boy 1: Hey man, nice board.

Boy 2: Thanks, but I can't find a place to put it, it's wet and I don't wanna pay a $50 dollar fine replacing my text books.

Boy 1: Here, take this bungee cord, use the J-Method.

by Ninjakitteh18 March 5, 2010

Cammy J

An act of not replying to messages on purpose, even though the message has been acknowledged. This is based off the human Cameron Jackson, who will frequently commit this act, thus the title 'Cammy J'.

"Hey man should we get Jack to come over?"
"I already messaged him, he's seen it so hes probably Cammy J'ing."

by Melonfuck October 10, 2013

J Sauce

The trademark barbecue sauce used in various menu items at the restaurant Funky J's.

Damn! J Sauce tastes so good with this pulled pork.

There's J Sauce everywhere!

I wonder what makes the J Sauce so delicious?

by bgcharlieelcra August 15, 2018

J Fletch

When you crush esctasy and mix it with blow then snort that shit together.

I got J Fletched last night and it was so awesome!!

by Tiddybumps June 12, 2018