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jesus

a cool magic man with a toxic fan base
hey have you heard of Jesus jet?
by sampossident August 23, 2021
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Jesus

Jesus is a smart boy that everyone thinks is going to fail in life. He alwas thinks less of himself when he should not. Everyone well be lucky to have as a friend. If he make a mistake he try to fix it no matter how big the mistake was. When he’s mad he likes to spend time alone to take off his steam . He also is a nerd that has a huge creativetity but for some reason he always looks sad when he really he’s feeling no emotion. Jesus is a weird and complex kid to understand. But when you get to know him he’s one of the kindest guys you’ll ever know
Kid:hey isn’t that Jesus

Kid2:yeah that is
Kid: I wonder why no one understands hin
by Higowareyou December 8, 2018
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jesus

Jesus, is a man that will take your belongings and claim that it's his. Especially when it comes to girls. He will definitely steal your girl super quick. although, when he does still your girl, he will treat her like a princess and then leave her after a couple days. Jesus is a heart-breaker like any other man, but a real dangerous one. Also really lazy.
Look, there goes Jesus also known as mister steal your girl.
by ali gonzales January 4, 2018
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jesus

A pretty nice guy in general. He is very handsome and will always be there for you through everything. Jesus is the type of guy to always be by your side no matter what.
by anàsdkk366 April 8, 2018
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Jesus

Yo Jesus is the homie he is the reason I get to be rich and happy in my crib of heaven
by RainTube September 21, 2018
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jesus

jesus is the best
by my youtube corealz subscribe October 27, 2020
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jesus

jesus saved me from skittles
by grayson alexander November 1, 2019
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