When you take a shit, forget to wipe and sit on something while you're naked, leaving a butthole print.
by Pattydaddy69nice February 01, 2021
When you need the toilet on the train, you never know if it’s gonna be nice n clean, or an absolute mud sauna
by Retarf April 02, 2022
I had to drop some morning mud before I left the house just in case traffic was heavy on the way to work
by BIG T 49 February 04, 2023
Guy 1" Dude, is that a black bean on your mustache, did u just eat a chipotle burrito?"
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."
by Airpanaia May 21, 2017
"My neighbor never picks up after his dog. Every morning on the way to get the paper I step in a fresh batch of mud muffins."
by R. Bowers October 07, 2012
That bitch is a mud rabbit watch out for her
by Bitchyhoe07 November 23, 2016
A sports fan that roots for a team he hates because he thinks a win by that team reflects well upon his favorite team. And his favorite team usually sucks.
Gee Frank, after the way you reacted to Alabama crushing Arkansas in October, it's really disappointing to see you become a mud trailer for the Crimson Tide tonight.
by Crotch Angle Defintions January 07, 2019