sexup ketchup

The act where you grab your partner's ears until they bleed, put it all in a cup, pour it on one's genital's, and have your partner lick it up.
Man 1:Dude, Kelly wouldn't shut up until I gave her a Sexup Ketchup
Man 2:Awesome, I usually follow up with a pharaoh cocker.
Man 1:Cool
by BrebBrob April 05, 2020
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Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.
Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.
by Dr Hill February 20, 2024
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ass ketchup

๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜—โ˜บ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค—๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค•๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅธ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿค“๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ™โ˜น๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ˜พ ass ketchup
by ยฅen Ashiyo July 23, 2022
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Ass ketchup

The results of crapping a mixture of shit and blood, resulting in a very unpleasant smell.
"Hey bro, don't look in the toilet, the bowls full of ass ketchup!"
by Oceani's Cursed Word Drawer August 04, 2021
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Ass Ketchup

A sexual position where a guy has sex with a woman in either her ass or pussy until she bleeds and then makes her lick it off his cock.
Hey Anthony, what did you do last night?

I got this girl to do an Ass Ketchup with me and it was amazing but she was quite toothy.
by BigBojo February 22, 2022
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Ketchup Fingers

When one attempts to finger a Woman who, unknowingly begins her period so when you remove your fingers it looks like you dipped them in ketchup.
Man I was with my girl last night and she gave me a bad case of ketchup fingers.
by RRRRRRRAAAAAAIIIDDERRRRRZZZ April 05, 2018
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Cajun ketchup

Menstration blood, found on surfaces other than underwear.
I took Sylvia home last night, and she left me a nice patch of cajun ketchup on my bed.
by TheRealSoap March 17, 2014
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