The act where you grab your partner's ears until they bleed, put it all in a cup, pour it on one's genital's, and have your partner lick it up.
Man 1:Dude, Kelly wouldn't shut up until I gave her a Sexup Ketchup
Man 2:Awesome, I usually follow up with a pharaoh cocker.
Man 1:Cool
Man 2:Awesome, I usually follow up with a pharaoh cocker.
Man 1:Cool
by BrebBrob April 05, 2020
Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.
Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.
by Dr Hill February 20, 2024
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๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅฐ๐๐คฉ๐๐โบ๐๐๐ฅฒ๐๐๐๐คช๐๐ค๐ค๐คญ๐คซ๐ค๐ค๐คจ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐คฅ๐๐๐ช๐คค๐ด๐ท๐ค๐ค๐คฎ๐คง๐ฅต๐ฅด๐ต๐คฏ๐ค ๐ฅณ๐ฅธ๐๐ค๐ง๐๐๐โน๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ณ๐ฅบ๐ฆ๐ง๐จ๐ฐ๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ฑ๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ฉ๐ซ๐ฅฑ๐ค๐ ๐บ๐ธ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐ฝ๐๐ฟ๐พ ass ketchup
by ยฅen Ashiyo July 23, 2022
by Oceani's Cursed Word Drawer August 04, 2021
A sexual position where a guy has sex with a woman in either her ass or pussy until she bleeds and then makes her lick it off his cock.
Hey Anthony, what did you do last night?
I got this girl to do an Ass Ketchup with me and it was amazing but she was quite toothy.
I got this girl to do an Ass Ketchup with me and it was amazing but she was quite toothy.
by BigBojo February 22, 2022
When one attempts to finger a Woman who, unknowingly begins her period so when you remove your fingers it looks like you dipped them in ketchup.
by RRRRRRRAAAAAAIIIDDERRRRRZZZ April 05, 2018
by TheRealSoap March 17, 2014