Trench Monster

Someone from the trenches that gets all the girls

Person 1: Hey, look at that hood rat getting all the bitches
Person 2: Yea, he's a Trench Monster

by RizzGod99 December 19, 2022

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trench brownie

An anal dwelling cling on that's longer than a week old

Bro she has trench brownies

by Trench Monkey December 15, 2017

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storm the trenches

Another, more colourful term for sex. The act of thrusting the penis into the vagina; The penis representing the soldier, the vagina representing the trenches.

Last night i got to storm the trenches on my wife.

by Somebodyspankme November 27, 2017

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Trench life

A positive expression exclaiming you or a group of people at a party/rave/camp/festival that lasts over night and will be sleepin in a "trench" or ditch.

*while I the trench some one walks by you Rais your beer "trench life"
Other: "oh yeah! Trench life"

by ShadeOctave January 05, 2022

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Hairy trench

A particularly deep cavernous vagina, especially one with copious amounts of pubes. Other related words or phrases include the hairyanous trench, bearded clam, ax(e) gash, fish pocket, ham wallet, tuba slot.

Ex: man 1: dude I hooked up with Joan last week, bitch got a hairy trench.
Man 2: ah dude that sucks. You’d think she was tidy type.

Ex: upon removing her pants and underwear John noticed that Mary had a horrifically mangled and unkempt vagina, she definitely had a hairy trench

by Fredrick Quicksilver March 19, 2022

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