A place where access to dick is minimal if not nonexistent. Not only is access limited, but the quality of the handful of dicks there is 1/10. Smaller cities and towns usually constitute dick deserts as does the whole region of the Midwest in The USA.
Think about it the same as food desert.
Think about it the same as food desert.
Friend to other friend (at drive-up bar that only exists in the movies where people are playing pool and darts and smoking inside):
Urghh I’m so horny, but is Albuquerque is literally such a dick desert.
Other friend: I know right. Tell me about it. But like the Midwest is so much worse.
Urghh I’m so horny, but is Albuquerque is literally such a dick desert.
Other friend: I know right. Tell me about it. But like the Midwest is so much worse.
by durka_durka July 22, 2022
Get the dick desertmug. Uncontrollable use of substances while vacationing for a short period of time to the desert, particularly when attending music festivals in remote locations.
Bill just got back from Coachella, where we went on a 3 day desert rage.
I just got back from Burning Man and our desert rage lasted for 10 days!
I just got back from Burning Man and our desert rage lasted for 10 days!
by CactusWolf August 16, 2018
Get the desert ragemug. by Light Bread August 8, 2007
Get the desert skatermug. The more american Desert Eagle
Person 1: i just got this new gun
Person 2: the Desert Bald Eagle?
Person 1: yea its a massive pistol that shoots shotgun rounds
Person 2: wow
Person 2: the Desert Bald Eagle?
Person 1: yea its a massive pistol that shoots shotgun rounds
Person 2: wow
by __Loops__ June 17, 2020
Get the Desert Bald Eaglemug. You are right about me, I'm a little punk deserter faggot. You know what you're talking about, so what makes you spend so much time in your shell if you are right so much of the time?
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
Get the Desertermug. A definite area within a larger city/municipality in which the tax revenue generated is considerably less than the areas around it.
Tax deserts often have a relatively large number of abandoned buildings, the Body Mass Index of the average citizen is markedly higher than average.
A tax desert often occupies the same space as a food desert- (re: Mari Callagher)
Tax deserts often have a relatively large number of abandoned buildings, the Body Mass Index of the average citizen is markedly higher than average.
A tax desert often occupies the same space as a food desert- (re: Mari Callagher)
The South Loop of Chicago used to be a "tax desert" but was renovated and now serves as a major tourist destination in the city.
by 312Aquaponics June 7, 2011
Get the tax desertmug. Note to be confused with : " desert slut " or " legal Nevada prostitute ". These two words have very little relation to what desert whore means.
Basically a woman that has gone homeless in the middle of the dessert, that is trying anyway to get money to survive, rather it be being begging to pass by drivers, or by soliciting sex for money from pass by drivers.
Basically a woman that has gone homeless in the middle of the dessert, that is trying anyway to get money to survive, rather it be being begging to pass by drivers, or by soliciting sex for money from pass by drivers.
*Somewhere on the road in death valey two people are in the car*
Person 1: Hey slow down, I think I see a very worn out tired looking woman asking for a ride.
Driver : Sure
*After slowing down*
Driver: Hi, are you asking for a ride?
Woman: Oh .. no thank you, I was asking do you have some spare change? If not, I am willing to have sex with you for $10.
*Driver rolls window back up with out responding, and speeds off*
Driver: That's why they say never to never stop for someone in the middle of the dessert. They are either a serial killer or a desert whore.
Person 1: Oh... Well I learned something new today.
Person 1: Hey slow down, I think I see a very worn out tired looking woman asking for a ride.
Driver : Sure
*After slowing down*
Driver: Hi, are you asking for a ride?
Woman: Oh .. no thank you, I was asking do you have some spare change? If not, I am willing to have sex with you for $10.
*Driver rolls window back up with out responding, and speeds off*
Driver: That's why they say never to never stop for someone in the middle of the dessert. They are either a serial killer or a desert whore.
Person 1: Oh... Well I learned something new today.
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
Get the desert whoremug.