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Vegan desert

An neighborhood, that isn't a food desert by itself but has no option for vegans.
St Michel street in Montreal Canada is q vegan desert, having no businesses that serve vegan food.
by Sexydimma February 12, 2022
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Desert Horse

1: An very ugly chick that looks hot as fuck while your deployed.

2: A desert animal known as a camel.
friend 1: Dude did you see that desert horse that walked by.

friend 2: If I was not deployed I wouldn't touch it with a 100ft pole.
friend 1: Yeah she looks like she hit every ugly branch on her way down.
friend 2: I'll hit though
by Gonzo_Gmoney April 27, 2011
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Desert Grasshopper

Similar in nature to the mud crickets found in the south. A desert grasshopper spends it's warmer months located in the desert southwest around the Laughlin, Lake Havasu and Parker areas surrounded by men twice their age with watercraft, beer bellies and large quantities of alchohol. These creatures migrate during the colder months and can be found around Glamis, Dumont and the Mojave Desert. They are easy to spot during this part of the season, as they tend to be found with 45 to 70 year old males with toy haulers, SxS's and lifted trucks.
Bob bought a four seat RZR with his retirement money, that we he could haul three desert grasshoppers to the Joint in Randsburg
by Peglegdesertpirate November 30, 2020
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desert whore

Note to be confused with : " desert slut " or " legal Nevada prostitute ". These two words have very little relation to what desert whore means.

Basically a woman that has gone homeless in the middle of the dessert, that is trying anyway to get money to survive, rather it be being begging to pass by drivers, or by soliciting sex for money from pass by drivers.
*Somewhere on the road in death valey two people are in the car*
Person 1: Hey slow down, I think I see a very worn out tired looking woman asking for a ride.
Driver : Sure
*After slowing down*
Driver: Hi, are you asking for a ride?
Woman: Oh .. no thank you, I was asking do you have some spare change? If not, I am willing to have sex with you for $10.

*Driver rolls window back up with out responding, and speeds off*
Driver: That's why they say never to never stop for someone in the middle of the dessert. They are either a serial killer or a desert whore.

Person 1: Oh... Well I learned something new today.
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
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desert island person

The one person you would want with you if you were stranded on a desert island.
by ca22ny July 1, 2011
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deserter Dan

A person who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague on the M&S contract... But then ditches you to go to the ASDA contract - justifying it as a "secondment" and "a great opportunity"

But in actual fact, he's a cunt for going.

Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..

Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan

Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!

Person 1: what happened?

Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!
I can't believe Dan has left us, he/she shal now be known as Deserter Dan
by Luke1909 January 13, 2023
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Desert head

When a girls mouth is so dry when giving head
Her mouth was dry as a desert.. I got desert head
by Igotallthebooty June 9, 2020
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