That son of a bitch loves the cock and especially loves to catch it in the hoop.
Some chicks prefer vaginal intercourse, but others would rather catch it in the hoop.
Some chicks prefer vaginal intercourse, but others would rather catch it in the hoop.
by Barry Mafasinit June 12, 2011
Commercials on Hulu; what they make you jump through before you can watch whatever the hell you wanted to watch.
I wanted to watch the new episode of South Park on Hulu, but I had to jump through a lot of Hulu Hoops.
by Rockinsockinrobot July 27, 2015
(hoo loo hupes) - noun - the ads, sign up process, and/or terrible navigation page that you have to jump through to finally get to your show.
"Man, I can't believe all these Hulu Hoops before my show even starts! None of these ads are relevant to me! I just want Modern Family, please... Hulu..."
by MisterPenguin July 27, 2015
Specifically, some women wear specific-sized hoop earrings to represent the girth and thickness of their man’s cock.
“She was at the club wearing these 4 inch hoops. You know hoop earring theory: that’s the thickness of her man.”
by Linewyorkguy May 19, 2025
i went to lick his asshole and found a crusty layer of hoop cheese around his breach, then i knew he was unfaithful!
by Wiggle town Warriors May 06, 2011
A term occasionally used to describe minor trauma to one's kneecaps, generally in basketball.
The sensation is reminiscent of a knife poking or jabbing your knee rather violently.
The sensation is reminiscent of a knife poking or jabbing your knee rather violently.
Aiden: "Shit, dude, my knees are killing me after that game."
Kris: "You got hoop knees, my guy. That's gotta suck."
Kris: "You got hoop knees, my guy. That's gotta suck."
by JMRR5 June 19, 2022
When you have a blazing hot curry one night and the morning after you get a burning sensation on your hoop
by Mojojo August 17, 2015