NOT Terraria.
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna June 01, 2021
A Minecraft Noob is a person who plays Minecraft for the first time. Signs of being a Noob include the following:
-Thinking a 16-bit game is shit
-Not knowing what to do when you first spawn
-Thinking Minecraft Creepers and Ghasts are cute and approaching them
-Finding lava and thinking it's diamonds
-Thinking redstone is ruby
-Spending more than a minute punching stone
-Digging sand or gravel directly above you
-Being distracted by the music playing and not realizing mobs behind you
-Building a house out of dirt, sand, or gravel
-Attempting to pet a wolf
-Entering a cave without torches
-Walking past iron ore and coal
And many more
-Thinking a 16-bit game is shit
-Not knowing what to do when you first spawn
-Thinking Minecraft Creepers and Ghasts are cute and approaching them
-Finding lava and thinking it's diamonds
-Thinking redstone is ruby
-Spending more than a minute punching stone
-Digging sand or gravel directly above you
-Being distracted by the music playing and not realizing mobs behind you
-Building a house out of dirt, sand, or gravel
-Attempting to pet a wolf
-Entering a cave without torches
-Walking past iron ore and coal
And many more
Perfect example of a Minecraft Noob:
Noob: Hey...what's this? Whats that? What do I do? WOAH. omg. Those green things are so cute!
*sssssssssssssssssssssss........BOOM!!*
Pro: BAHAHAHAHA. LMFAO. YOU NOOB.
Noob: Hey...what's this? Whats that? What do I do? WOAH. omg. Those green things are so cute!
*sssssssssssssssssssssss........BOOM!!*
Pro: BAHAHAHAHA. LMFAO. YOU NOOB.
by cinnabellex3 February 20, 2012
F for Ph1lza
by TheManInTheChickenCostume April 13, 2020
Most likely a 40 year old virgin , but sometimes you get lucky and your minecraft gf ends up being a real . If she a she you must put your minecraft bed next to hers and tee bag her .
by milly milly milly December 02, 2019
A YouTube video essay created by Jschlatt. Widely considered a modern masterpiece, He takes the viewer on a retrospective overview of the game Minecraft and how it left an impact on his life and maybe yours too.
Person A: "Have you seen A Tribute to Minecraft?"
Person B: "Yeah".
Person A: It's a shame the YouTube algorithm doesn't support that type of content anymore.
Person B: "Yeah".
Person A: It's a shame the YouTube algorithm doesn't support that type of content anymore.
by malik823 February 28, 2021
A neckbearded manbaby that bashes the game Fortnite because it's a "Baby Game". An incel who thinks it's edgy to hate on a modern popular game and cling to an old property. And they were the ones bullied for liking Minecraft.
by Petah Griffin February 22, 2021
by kitten1016 July 28, 2017