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Make a horse

An artistic, time consuming way of excreting faeces. Inspired by the way glass-blowers make animals out of hot molten glass.
"What are some special skills of yours?"
"I can Make a horse I'll show you."
"you do that too? You're hired"
by 182-90210 February 18, 2011
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Horse Humper

A Particular Person who is sexually attracted to horses.
Chigga 1: Herro i just fucked my pet horse
Chigga 2: Da Faq U Horse Humper
Chigga 1: Not my fault -A-
by Not-a-rabbitfucker October 24, 2020
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Horse Penis

The greatest thing to ever conjoin with my anus. It spread me like an eagle's wings and filled me like a jelly doughnut. When it entered my mouth, it slid down my throat like a slip n' slide and thrusted at the speed of sound. When the horse was done, I looked like a pregnant woman that ate expired mayonnaise. After a few minutes, I decided it was my turn. I angled it just right and pushed back and forth until my mayo filled the horse. Soon after, the horse pushed me down and fucked my asshole until it hit my colon. It was so deep I cried with joy. After the experience of a lifetime, I cried to the feeling of no horse penis. With 1,949 dollar, I bought a 208 foot horse penis dildo, opened the miracle, and went for the horse ride of a lifetime. It made my penis spring with joy and made me go for round two with the horse.
Michael Joseph Lee Gibson Loves Horse penis.
by HorseLover 69 December 2, 2022
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Argentina Horse

This is an internet slang that describes girls with high waist or pelvic section.
Girls that have their “asses” (buttocks) higher than normal are usually termed “ARGENTINA HORSE”
Wow! That Girl is an Argentina Horse
Her legs are so long ... a specie of Argentina Horse
by Omegah September 10, 2020
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dump horse

A responsibility which really should be somebody else's, but which has been "offered" to you as an "opportunity" in a way that you can't refuse, effectively dumping their responsibility on you but pretending that it's for your benefit. The difference between a standard dump and a dump horse, however, is that -- despite the total lack of altruism on the part of the dumper -- the dump horse actually does benefit you, and you truly can turn it into an opportunity.
"This presentation was supposed to be Joe's, not mine, but it gives me the opportunity to really shine in front of the CEO, so I won't look a dump horse in the mouth."
by ArsCerebri December 3, 2013
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Logan's Horse

Any inanimate object thats been neglected or abused in a sexual manner.
Keith: God, what are you doing on the massage chair?

Tom: Oh... its ok... Its Just my Logan's Horse
by coreyorama March 25, 2011
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horse helicopter

the sex move in which a male gently glides a female's foot along the seam of his ballsack whilst farting
Trevor: "Jerry gave Sarah the old Horse Helicopter at the party last night."
Brad: "No way!"
by gayhorsegayhorse April 20, 2019
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