shituation

the act of having to take a shit really badly, but there happen to be no bathrooms anywhere near you.

In the car yesterday, on our road trip I had a real shituation, there were no bathrooms for miles!

by diarrheaKing206 January 10, 2011

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Situationship

It's not exactly a relationship, just a situation you're stuck in, where you're both unhappy but you're trying to find some way to make it work.

That guy who was suppose to be my boyfriend was nothing but a situation, so no it wasn't a relationship it was a situationship!!!

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Hilations

A word created through the mistyping of the words Hilarious Situations. First thought of in Port Huron Michigan in the year 2003. Can be used to describe people, places, things, events, or actions.

When we went to the concert and saw some drunk fool fall down the hill, that be hilations.

by S.F. McGee January 1, 2009

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Situational Beauty

A moment in time where someone whom you find completely unattractive actually looks like someone you would want to procreate with. Common among celebrities who get airbrushed beyond recognition.

(shows a magazine cover with Kristen Stewart on it actually looking pretty)
Amy: "Who do you think this is?"
Eddie: "She's pretty."
Amy: "It's Kristen Stewart."
Eddie: "Oh, she's having a situational beauty moment... good for her."

by scissorbot August 16, 2011

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