herpagonasyphilitas

A condition derived from humans having sex with farm animals after a tend on tiktok went viral. Side effects include painful urination, liquid feces, and intense urg to have sex with farm animals. Doctors advise to use lysol on toilets as the disease can be spread through sewer systems and public water. There is no vaccine at this time. Doctors advise to use lysol wipes instead of toilet paper if your area is known to have cases.

Hey, i did a tiktok and now i have herpagonasyphilitas.

I forgot to wipe with lysol wipes and now I have herpagonasyphilitas

by Rustybowtie July 5, 2023

Herayyan

harerta + rayyan for life

"Herayyan are the cutest couple it might be one sided though, harerta really loves rayyan.

by Shippiessss February 5, 2024

Heapy Caprice

Any old hand me down first car that is barely running that gets you and your crew off the bus and out in thenworld. Aka a bucket.

Jason scooped us up in the heapy Caprice and we rolled into the party.

by Obrbob February 21, 2024

Harpy

A rude, irritable, or unpleasant person, usually male.

Dude, stop being so harpy and give me the pen!

by ford23 March 30, 2024

HERMY

Hermy's tend to be bone-headed at times but will make you LAUGH OUT LOUD. Hermy's have a way with words and will almost always convince you to do dumb shit. Don't let them get into your head if they do you will have a long day of wondering how he did it. If hermy was to choose a profession it would have to be a salesman for they are great at manipulating the mind. Hermy is a loving man who will do anything for the woman he loves (For you only Eileen). If your lucky enough to run into a hermy make sure don't let him go. Hermys never excel in any sports or activity's but can do them all. They can hit any dance move imaginable so don't try to get into a contest with them for you will surely lose.

- I just did a hermy
- wow you're amazing

by siconya December 16, 2024

hermylie

A fine ass Haitian with a big heart and very kind soul. Often putting others before herself for the better or worse.

“Hermylie is such a beautiful person all around”

by Hermylie man January 12, 2025

Herpadiles

(substantivo masculino, plural)

1. Doença peculiar e confusa: Designa uma condição de origem desconhecida, caracterizada por sintomas estranhos, pouco compreendidos e de natureza única.

2. Tipo de formiga: Refere-se a uma espécie de formiga agressiva, conhecida por morder com força e provocar irritação.

3. Mal-estar mental: Sensação de confusão, inquietação ou desorientação mental, muitas vezes difícil de explicar.

4. Arrepio na pele: Uma reação física involuntária que causa arrepios, frequentemente associada a emoções fortes ou desconforto.

5. Estado de maldisposição emocional: Um misto de tristeza, estranheza, irritação e desconforto, difícil de descrever.

Ao ouvir aquela história, senti os herpadiles a subir pela espinha.

by portugalpalavreado January 17, 2025