Handicap handjob

A handjob with the left hand

Did the hoe jerk you off? Yes but it was a handicap handjob.

by Mr.righthand July 9, 2016

Handicap skiing

To give a hand job to the driver of the vehicle you're in

Also known as Backroad skiing

Greg and I drove the back roads last night and he did some handicap skiing. Almost drove in a ditch....

by [e-mail] Lumpkin July 26, 2016

Hedil

Sexig, snygg kropp, får alla killar att bli förälskad på "HEDIL", Rolig att vara med, gör alla glada, skuttig, snuskig, goals, ingen kan bli som "HEDIL". Hon kan bli iskall ibland.

"wow kolla på den där snyggingen (Hedil)"

by Lolle December 11, 2016

Headiquette

The process of cleaning one's genital area (either sex) before oral sex

I used proper headiquette before I gave my girl the beef injection.

by Vdeeznuts March 26, 2017

Handifag

Handifag is a term used to describe a cheap gay stripper who is never worth your money.

Jake: Like, Marcus, this stripper is total shit"
Marcus: Like, right! He's a toootal handifag!

by Jason P-dity Bourne June 1, 2017

handing in papers

That deadass moment when you fucking forgot your them at work so you get detention.

Shit, we’re handing in papers

by Kurt Markuss January 30, 2018

handicapped skiing

When someone is riding a penis and also manipulating two other members with their hands. 4 people involved, one rider, one "ski cart" and two others to provide the poles !

Dude, last night was crazy...I didn't think Jenny was such a sick Handicapped Skier ! (<- Handicapped Skier substituted for Handicapped Skiing for context)

by STS_74 May 19, 2018