Hillbilly dump truck

When you dont shit for a week then punch a girl mouth knock out her teeth. Then shit on her.

Last night I meat a girl at a bar. Took her home and treated her to a hillbilly dump truck.

by 69sniffer November 8, 2020

Hillbilly dump truck

When you dont shit for a week then punch a girl mouth knock out her teeth. Then shit on her.

Last night I meat a girl at a bar. Took her home and treated her to a hillbilly dump truck.

by 69sniffer November 8, 2020

Hillbilly Toothpaste

Peppermint Schnapps. Hillbillies can't brush what's left of their teeth so a quick rinse with the peppermint schnapps does the trick.

Cletus got ready for his date by drinking 3 shots of Hillbilly Toothpaste.

by JMCComedy November 23, 2020

Hillbilly buffet

When u eat the pussy from the back and she grabs your beard from the front and pulls you in

I was five minutes into hillbilly buffet,when she squirted on my face

by Renegade rebel March 24, 2021

Hillbilly shit

Leaving the front door of your house wide open all day everyday.

My neighbors are always on some hillbilly shit with their windows and doors wide open all the time.

by JackB. Nimble May 10, 2021

Hillbilly Hand Grenade

When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.

I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.

Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.

by shaggybaglord May 30, 2021

Hillbilly lipstick

Hillbilly lipstick hot sauce

These ribs need more hillbilly lipstick!!

by Dirtyharry June 28, 2021