To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.
Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "
Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.
What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.
What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
by T_rump_supporter November 07, 2010
Was given a mean girl's first name and a cutesy-girly middle name, so she goes by both for a good balance. Kinda klutzy, but good at sports as well as the arts. Sarcastic sense of humor and basically perfect.
Heather Grace showed me how to balance a soccer ball on my head, AND taught all the words to Hamilton.
by Del!nquent September 07, 2022
Pau is the cutest and most caring boyfriend ever with the cutest most most wholesome smile ever what will always calm you when you‘re sad, and the most beautiful body that I adore much, He‘s a very sexy boy and he‘s character is very kind, loyal and amazing in general, you can laugh with him all the time, he‘s the best you can ever imagine.
by L5xcas December 29, 2020
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by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025
A girl that breaks hearts and takes names. A lover of Chic-Fil-A, she betrays her friends by not tattooing chicken minis on her dewy skin. Heathers are like the beginning of a “tale of two cities”: She was the best of times, She was the worst of times. Heathers are dangerous.
by TinderSwindler June 25, 2022
Person in the dinner queue: ‘Hi can I get potatoes please?’
Heather: ‘Yes dear, your skin colour reminds me so much of my kids - they’re mixed-race you know.’
Heather: ‘Yes dear, your skin colour reminds me so much of my kids - they’re mixed-race you know.’
by Pain au chocolat March 13, 2021
Heather is a person that is beautiful, kind and everyone can't help but wanna be her or like her. Heather is the girl that everyone wants to be. The name comes from Conan Gray's song 'Heather'
by jacob mcNary September 16, 2020