To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.
Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "
Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.
What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.
What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
by T_rump_supporter November 8, 2010

by BigDaddyPimpGod March 1, 2022

by Sebispine June 8, 2018

A beautiful girl who is kind and is the only example of a perfect human. Heather's typically have brown hair and brown eyes that are more beautiful than the sunset. She is typically nice to everyone but when you make her mad she will scratch you. When she is sad she will try to conceal it so you're not worrying about her because she wants you to have fun. She will do just about anything to make people happy.
Person 1: "man that girl Heather is really nice and kinda cute:
Person 2: "back off that's my girlfriend"
Person 2: "back off that's my girlfriend"
by Ms.pac man June 12, 2019

HEATHER SLAYYYYSSSSSS
by Reina4ever May 23, 2019

Getting Heathered is when someone outgrows their heather and puts it on someone. It's becoming a heather to be technical. Technically you are teached how to be heather by someone who outgrow their heather!
Girl 1: Did you hear? Katie literally got heathered by Teresa! Her bestie
Girl 2: No way! That is so cool! I wish I could be heathered
Girl 3: OMG guys guess what remember Katie that blonde hair girl nerd well look at her now
* shows picture* I think she got heathered
Girl 2: No way! That is so cool! I wish I could be heathered
Girl 3: OMG guys guess what remember Katie that blonde hair girl nerd well look at her now
* shows picture* I think she got heathered
by Wiseoneof1personnobodyknows September 12, 2020

-Omg Natalia, Manuella, and Isabella are so pretty like wtf
-Ikr they're literally Heathers, it's not fair
-Girl you are Heather
-Haha I wish
-Ikr they're literally Heathers, it's not fair
-Girl you are Heather
-Haha I wish
by that-one-girl-lmao September 11, 2020
