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one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.
I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.
by the californiamerican June 27, 2008
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weak handed stranger

when your girlfriend / wife sits on her hand until it falls asleep then strokes you off.
i wanted sex last night but my wife was too tired so she gave me a weak handed stranger instead
by coma061 January 21, 2009
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Hankerchins

Old, about age 84, even though was born in the year of: 1901.
Currently lives in nursinghome, and has special attention, from nurse Olga. Best friends with Boonkchap, and is the lady's man. He carries many different unidentified diseases, eg: Mushroom fruit. Is very dim, doubtful and very stupid. He helped with sign ups, for the World War II. Acts like he is 7 years old, and enjoys pooping. He participates with enthusiasm in sports, and other activities at the Nursinghome of San Andreas, in which he lives in. He fights with no reason, with Boonkchap, and argues frequently with apprentice: Jodger, the Nursinghome rat, and also Olga's pet. To say the least, he has a wide imgination, and has gone insane since he was about 17 years old, when he was kicked by a rooster. He frequently enjoys yelling: Areba! And he pees uncontrollably, and has to wear a diaper many times a week. He loves music, like Eddie Rabbitt, he also likes to eat soap when no one's around, and also likes to have the trots (creamy squirts that rush from the anus), and loves to yell at the Wendy's logo. And much, much more.
Hankerchins went pee on the carpet.
by Boonkchap December 18, 2008
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Left handed person

A person who is left handed uses their left hand instead of the right and probably is homosexual (Gay).
Left handed Nigga: uses left hand
Left handed Nigga=GAY
Left handed person is BIG GAY
by Mark benighton January 16, 2020
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left handed

by Ronnie R January 13, 2008
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That's Hacked Up

It's connotation is: A replacement for the phrase "That's F@#$ed Up"
i.e.. "Hey dude my mom says I gotta stay in this weekend and clean my room" "Ah man, That's Hacked up!"
by Ronald K. Wechter April 23, 2008
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Three-Handed Grope

A girl with massive tits, so big you need a buddy to grab one with three hands
"Holy Shit look at her tits!"
"Jesus lets three-handed grope that bitch"
"Fuck yeah"
by bootysnacka May 15, 2009
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