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Matthew Handy

by coolio jamaathon March 25, 2025
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Matthew Handy

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Hamburger Handy

When your wife hands you a hamburger and jerks you off while you're eating
I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk
by ChefTreeGuy April 6, 2025
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handy

A smartphone or mobile phone in general. The word originates from the German word "Handy" meaning mobile phone and is commonly used in Europe. It is also connected to the American military "handie-talkie", a more convenient form of walkie-talkie used in WW2.
"I often leave my handy at home because I'm irrationally anxious about it getting stolen or damaged."
by Mushiking42 April 12, 2025
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death handy

A death handy is a hand job you give a guy that is going to die very soon. It's kind of like a pity fuck but better because it's done out of shear kindness.
Tim is terminal with stage 4 cancer, so I gave him a death handy. Don't tell his wife.
by Picky Panther April 14, 2025
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Haunted handy

Handjob that is so otherworldly your soul is sucked out you release ectoplasm upon orgasm.
Halloween was nothing until she hit me with that haunted handy
by Podracer06 May 12, 2025
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Benihana Handy

When a partner instructs you to wear a remote controlled sex toy around your member that they vibrate while you're out to hibachi.
Trent: Dude, why are you twitching?
Mikey: Oh I'm just getting a Benihana Handy from Nikki. I'd suggest you slide over when the onion volcano starts, that's when she'll really up the intensity.
by Bringer of fire April 16, 2024
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