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West ham

1.) A neighborhood in East London, England

2.) West Ham United, a football team with an intensely loyal following despite them never winning a damn thing year after year
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Amy Ham

A female character from the independat film "Stonegate: From 90 to 91"

Amy Ham was the one who looked like the character Samuel. Though sexy, hot and desired by many in the movie, Amy wore a chastity belt to avoid the "Alabama dongs."
"Sharon, drop your pants and quit being an Amy Ham."

Hey dude, did ya score?
No, I got hammed.
by Sammy Patrick January 15, 2005
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English Ham

This is a complicated, yet hilarious prank. First you will need a blindfold, 1 person, and 1 dumbass. You convince this dumbass that they cannot do a sit-up if you're pulling them down with a blindfold. When they're about to do a sit-up put the blindfold over them and have the other guy quietly step above the dumbass with his shorts down. When the dumbass starts doing a sit-up pull off the blindfold and they will end up with a face full of ass. Try this one, it's pretty damn funny.
Bob: After we did the English Ham on Todd (or English-Hammed him) he wouldn't go over to our parties anymore.
Steve: Hahaha, yeah, well Todd's a dumbass.
by Sir. James July 24, 2008
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ham flap

Used to describe the labia minora, or the two soft folds of skin on either side of the opening of the vagina. Ham should be used when referring to one with pink coloring. Bologna, for medium coloring, and Roast Beeeeef, for dark.
Ew, Margot, you are seriously going to wear those short-ass shorts? I can practically see your ham flaps from here.
by Margaret or Maaaaags July 20, 2006
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Moist Ham

Man I got a moist ham. It’s hot as hell out.

That workout left me with a great pump and a moist ham.

She wanted me to eat her ass but it was a moist ham so I made her shower. It’s too tangy like that.
by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020
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Hawking ham

A baby hawk stuck in a tree for 3 days. Has to be brought down by a southern lumber jack man and is now debated as baby Stephen hawking or hawking ham
Hawking ham come down from there
by Lil bitch 123 May 21, 2020
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Ham Meat

a vagina lookin like an arby's sandwich.
She took off her pants, and her pussy looked like ham meat.
by dingohunter February 13, 2009
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