Guido grenades

Meatballs; specifically the large Italian type, as opposed to the smaller Swedish variety.

My grandmother was up all night making Guido grenades for my brother Sal's wedding reception.

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

ass grenade

A ball or clump of poop capable of being thrown straight from the butt as a grenade.

I went to the zoo and saw two monkeys hurling ass grenades at each other. Then my roommate and I went back to our room and did the same.

by Duke February 15, 2003

Rusty Grenade

The act of jizzing in ones hand, and then forcibly fisting it into an unsuspecting asshole.

I gave her the rusty grenade last night.. she never saw it coming..

by LoadedBandolier April 26, 2010

brain grenade

a bottle of beer, due to its effects on brains.

the game's about to start, toss me a brain grenade Jack.

Heineken or Guinness?

by McInnes July 16, 2008

Hand Grenade

A simple cocktail of coke and vodka.

Take one can of coca cola, drink it down about a tenth of the way and apply vodka liberally (or to yuppie taste) into the can. As you get further down, add a little more, a typical hand grenade will have contained about 4 shots (and a good 2 others spilt on the floor) when drunkenly poured and drank correctly.

The term handgrenade comes about because as you top it up you should be left with a near pure shot of vodka with a tint of coke at the bottom, blowing you away.

Best enjoyed with a fine vodka like Absolut. Absolut with lemon if you're kind've fruity.

This club's prices are fuckin' ridiculous man. Let's go for a couple hand grenade's and come back, then maybe someone'll look pretty.

by BreakdownV1 April 10, 2006

Grenade Blowjob

When a fat ugly chick gives you a blow job.

It's like eating a whole pineapple without peeling it.

Yeah, it feels horrible.

Example 1: "Man yesterday I got so fucking drunk I got a Grenade Blowjob, now ma junk hurts..."

Example 2: "If my friends ever found out I got a Grenade Blowjob, they wouldn't talk to me anymore. LOL"

by lololscotty91lolol May 7, 2011

Anti-Grenade

a sexy blonde italian girl who's the complete opposite
of the "jersey shore" grenade, she's a total guidette.
this girl has a banging body; awesome boobies and

is a fucking AMAZING person! dont mess with her.

she dont take shit from people. she'll scrap with you
anyday! shes a total milf and got all the boys calling
after her.

Nicole is a total anti-grenade, she's super sexy and everyone love how good she looks.

by Kol3ybiigz July 30, 2010