Geezer

An old person.

He's just an old geezer.
You geezer! (old fart)

by Bryan Malley August 12, 2002

geefer

A smart pair of slip-on trainers

I can't beleive the club didn't let me in with my geefers on.

by JHQ May 13, 2005

geetermotious

refering to one who frequently checks ones reflection in the windows of passing cars

see also: geetermote

Tom: "was she just geetermoting at that car?!"
I believe so...She's Geetermotious!

by nutellaisabella January 6, 2010

Geeefly

A large insect with a six-foot wingspan, appears to be a cross between a wasp and a dragonfly. Capable of spitting a powerful corrosive acid from its eyes, which it then uses to digest the prey and cleaning out said eyeballs. The Geeefly lives in the Amazon Rainforest and there are numerous recorded attacks on humans. Several were fatal.

The Geeefly projected the acid onto the man, who then went into convulsens and was rapidly consumed.

by Natureboy3 April 5, 2010

Geevitude

Geeving attitude (careless attitude)

Bro don't mess with I've got geevitude.

by dareelbr0 January 17, 2011

Geaven

A place near Narnia where you go after you die or decide to abandon the world. People there remain inmortal and are blessed with devine perfection. Only some can enter... CONS: flying pandas, raining men, raining whores (unusual), inmortality, devine perfection, drugs, alcohol, and more... CONTRAS: possibility of getting raped by floggers, unknown species similar to JB, lots and lots of squirrel eagles that eat your soul, and others.
How to get there: south from heaven, take a right turn to the left of the north, then cross the flower of the dolphin that will eat flying gnomes.

-The harcore mother fucker entered Geaven. It was so beautiful but I couldnt enter because I was wearing flourescent blue pants. (all colored pants are banned from Geaven)

Mefis: OMG! Did you hear? Lisa went to Geaven!
Nicky: Oh shit.. Im so jelaous...
Mefis: Ik! Go kill yourself............ JK, JK

by 1800devinesouls February 3, 2012

Geeted

To be high out of your skull or more than “geeked”.

Dawg i am so geeted right now!

by neverforget_410 June 10, 2020