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gamer cheese 

The secret dip hidden away under the fat rolls of only the most legendary gamers. Legend says only around 1,500 people have the sacred cheese within their gamer rolls. It is commonly reffered to as the snack of the gods, and many would kill to have a taste of it.
"Hey phillip, did you hear about Bartholomew?"
"No, what?"
"Dude... He has the gamer cheese."
"Holy Heck, let's get down to his man cave now!"
"No no no, wait. We must bring gifts of green beverage."
"Don't forget the Doritos for dippin'."
gamer cheese by GamerBartholomew November 19, 2018
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Gamer's Thumb 

The condition of getting a sore/blistered thumb from playing video games for an extended amount of time.
"I played God of War II last night for five hours and i hadd to quit because i got gamer's thumb."
Gamer's Thumb by zits24 April 4, 2007

Gamer Archetype 

Genre: An interesting and harder to define archetype.

Recreational: These gamers will dabble in some games of most genres and are usually grouped with casual gamers.
Strategist: Gamers who prefer strategy games, which usually involve any game genre with acronyms.

Trolls: These gamers may or may not be good, but usually hang around FPS's to talk shit about how they are better than you, and have sex with your mom while they t-bag you. Similar to forum trolls you only win if you ignore them

Sport: Obviously the gamers who play mostly to only sport games

-Racing: A sub type of sports

-Fighting: Another major sub type of sports

Fantasy: Gamers in everything fantasy. Usually only pertains to RPGs and adventure games.

Loyal: Gamers that remain loyal to specific developers and shun others. Usually a prefix to another genre.

Shooters:

-FPS: First person shooters, People who almost exclusively play FPS's

-TPS: Third person shooters, like FPS people who almost exclusively play TPS's

Puzzle: A rare type of gamer who enjoys mostly puzzle games.

Action/adventure: People who like mostly action adventure

-Hack n' Slash: Another rare type which is a joint between Action and Fighting
Can you find your gamer archetype yet?

Gamer Balls 

when you have been gaming for a extended amount of time and then proceed to smell your testicles.
Person 1: Sheesh dude i have mad gamer balls.
Person 2: Nice, maybe take a shower later
Gamer Balls by swauss October 17, 2020

Gamer's Gooch 

The rotten, smegma-like smell gamer's aquire in their gooch after a long session of gaming. Often the most pungent while wearing compressive underwear.
I had some serious gamer's gooch the other night after playing Fortnite with Jake for 11 hours straight.
Gamer's Gooch by RickyBaker3 December 29, 2020

gamer word 

Any offensive word (most often the n-word, f-word, or k-word) used in a derogatory manner towards somebody as if it's a Call of Duty lobby.
PewDiePie: What a fucking n***er!
Sane People: PewDiePie, please refrain from using gamer words.
gamer word by Big Man Billy July 3, 2020

Gamer Dent 

the area of a gamer's head where the headphones sit and create a tuft of folded hair known as the gamer dent
"hes so hot omg"
"are you kidding? he has gamer dent"
"exactly thats what makes him hot"
Gamer Dent by Chief parkinsons October 15, 2019