dick donut

any hole a guy can put his penis in, usually referred to as a vagina. ie:sex

vaginaassholemouthearnosecantaloupeblow job
guy 1: Aye man, any plans for the weekend?
guy 2: Yeah, dude gettin some dick donut.
guy 1: Woah, nice man. I haven't had any in forever.

by christinemarie September 20, 2009

God Donut

A way to say "God Dammit" when political correctness is required. It is derived from the iPhone autocorrect function.

This auto correct is driving me crazy, God Donut!

by The Glunk January 07, 2012

Devil's Donut

anus, butthole, sphincter. The back door.

"She likes anal, dude."
"Seriously? You put it in the Devil's Donut?"

by bonerjams98 October 10, 2012

hairy donut

excessive amount of hair coming from or around the anus; ingrown hairs in o-ring or sphincter

I couldn't toss that bitch's salad because she had a hairy donut

by Phil McKeister December 29, 2003

Donut Hole

Inserting and pulling your nuts out of a girls ass. Perfomed especially well if you get a suction noise.

John donut holed that chick last night.

by joe joun August 16, 2005

donut puncher

homosexual that likes to fist up the ass

matt bower
jack patton

by Raul March 08, 2003

Church Donuts

Donuts you get after church with jesus juice

Dude 1: dude what type of church donuts did you get?
Dude 2: french crawler BITCH!

by Sir Sex a Lot April 24, 2007