Timeothy: Hey, did you know Attickus hasn’t oiled his gears since 2015?
Minette: *scoffs, walks away*
Attickus: Dude, you just clock-blocked me!
Minette: *scoffs, walks away*
Attickus: Dude, you just clock-blocked me!
by Cartography, the wise June 06, 2019
simillar to writer's block.
by Rabbit&Mittens May 19, 2010
by efaith December 05, 2019
Similar to "cock block", this is when someone or something prevents you from smoking.
The term was coined in Seattle, Washington.
The term was coined in Seattle, Washington.
Examples:
"Man, that cop hanging around the street totally dro-blocked me. I couldn't smoke in my car, I was scared he would see me and arrest me."
"My drug test next week is totally dro-blocking me, but let's smoke after I get tested."
"My dealer won't pick up! He's totally dro-blocking me!"
"Man, that cop hanging around the street totally dro-blocked me. I couldn't smoke in my car, I was scared he would see me and arrest me."
"My drug test next week is totally dro-blocking me, but let's smoke after I get tested."
"My dealer won't pick up! He's totally dro-blocking me!"
by indiegirl1234 April 17, 2010
1) A period of time when a writer's mind is completely blank and drained of any kind of inspirational essence. They are unable to write. They start to bang their head against the basement wall. It bleeds. They scream and shout in agony. And finally, they pray that the pain from this blunt physical trauma and the sight of the sweet sweet catalytic blood finally gives them SOME kind of weak-ass idea.
2) Something that I never seem to have really. Hence why the above scenario was purely speculation on my part. I can't help but imagine however, that is somewhat similar to Dante's second level of hell.
2) Something that I never seem to have really. Hence why the above scenario was purely speculation on my part. I can't help but imagine however, that is somewhat similar to Dante's second level of hell.
Hey man, I have writer's block. Any advice?
"How about slitting your throat?"
"Okay, cool. Thanks!" *slits throat*
"uhh.. whoops. I kinda meant that as in writing a poem or short story or something about slitting your throat. Or maybe an essay about suicide. My bad."
"How about slitting your throat?"
"Okay, cool. Thanks!" *slits throat*
"uhh.. whoops. I kinda meant that as in writing a poem or short story or something about slitting your throat. Or maybe an essay about suicide. My bad."
by Forever Remain March 03, 2008
by The Young Corey November 30, 2016
A situation that prevents an individual or party from watching the cartoon Chalk Zone.
The childhood equivalent of a Cock block.
The childhood equivalent of a Cock block.
My mom hates me and beat my dog to death so I had to go to the VET instead of watching that boss ass episode of Chalk Zone. Bummer dude.
Rudy's got the chalk!
Chalk Block.
Rudy's got the chalk!
Chalk Block.
by a carniverous jive turkey July 24, 2011