When one cracks open so many cans of beer that his/her beer opening finger starts to hurt and throb for a few days. The pain, for the most part, usually can't be treated and it must be accepted with pride.
Doctor Robinson had to treat eighteen patients with beer finger the morning after Martin Luther King Jr. Day.
Larry party fouled because he could no longer open beer with his dominant finger and spilled it by opening it with his middle finger. Poor guy had beer finger.
Larry party fouled because he could no longer open beer with his dominant finger and spilled it by opening it with his middle finger. Poor guy had beer finger.
by L0Lfest August 11, 2008
Get the Beer Fingermug. An adjective used to describe someone who has never actually participated in a given topic (usually sports), and is usually unknowledgeable and/or unintelligible. This word usually describes the obese, cheeto eating, couch potato who thinks they are smart and constantly gives their opinion on sports, and act as i it is complete truth, when in fact he/she knows nothing about the sport.
Look at this guy and his cheeto-finger rankings he made on the current AFC rankings, he should just stick to playing Madden in his mother's basement.
Did anybody look at the cheeto-finger UFC rankings? They have Cody Garbrandt as #8 when he is undefeated and clearly kicking ass. Typical cheeto-finger dog shit.
Did anybody look at the cheeto-finger UFC rankings? They have Cody Garbrandt as #8 when he is undefeated and clearly kicking ass. Typical cheeto-finger dog shit.
by gangar5599 May 28, 2017
Get the Cheeto-fingermug. When a woman has very loose genitalia and her partner, using all of their fingers stimulates her clit, vagina, and anus.
by Rachel & Ray August 27, 2006
Get the finger saladmug. Another way to say female Masturbation. The woman works the clitoris like a fiddler works the fiddle... side to side and very fast!
Man: You've NEVER masturbated?
Woman: Nope, never, that's gross.
Man: You're lying! All women play the finger fiddle on occasion.
Woman: Nope, never, that's gross.
Man: You're lying! All women play the finger fiddle on occasion.
by -Kley- February 21, 2009
Get the Finger Fiddlemug. Someone who is clumsy with objects, and tends to let them slip out of their hands. Someone who can't hold anything without dropping it. Can be used as an insult.
by Rokon June 26, 2006
Get the butter fingersmug. When you're fingering a girl and you give her the shocker, and it results in your finger(s) being covered in fecal matter.
"I just gave her the shocker and now I have poopy fingers."
Aw man, there's poopy fingers doing what he does best.
Aw man, there's poopy fingers doing what he does best.
by RoyPamCassie October 6, 2010
Get the Poopy Fingersmug. by Snaffta November 1, 2007
Get the penis fingersmug.