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Middle-Eastern Lumberjack

When a man of Middle-Eastern descent has sex with an American woman with a hairy crotch, while he is wearing a red flannel shirt. Immediately after release, he blows himself and the woman up.
Person 1: I heard the Middle-Eastern Lumberjack is a good position.

Person 2: I know, you won't be able to walk for a week.
by TotalGodWarfare February 23, 2012
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Easter Worshipper

Someone who worships on Easter. The people who worship on Easter are usually understood to be Christian, because Easter is the most important holiday for Christians, but other groups worship on or around Easter, as the Vernal Equinox is a common time for religious rituals.
The terrorists attacked the Easter Worshippers as they prayed.
by billyfalconer May 18, 2019
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Easter

A word for describing a male who frequents the gym obsessively and only is concerned with "getting big", and who possesses little or no other qualities or personality.
Wow what an easter i bet he can lift more weight than words he can spell.
by His Majesty December 28, 2005
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Easterbrook

Easterbrook – are generally anti-bantaful, however strap on-loving, sti/std carriers. They try to portray a persona of virtue, intelligence and beauty. But don’t be fooled this derivative of the human female form they are only concerned with one thing – cock! And as a result the vast majority of Easterbrooks have colossal amounts of excessive clunge, many exhibit the physical attributes of a stamped on kebab! These creatures are best left well alone and to their own devises.
Dude, I met this girl the other day and she seemed a great girl to start with, but later found all she wanted was cock - naturally I manned up and was going to give it to her but found she was a complete Easterbrook; when we got down to it she had a fat diseased clunge!!
by J-hame May 13, 2009
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Middle Eastern Music

I'm writing this as an Israeli...
Sepharadic Jews (Arab Jews) completely ripped their country's style by bringing this bad music taste to Israel,it should've stayed in Yemen/Morroco/Iraq and such,seriously,90% of my school listens to this music,it drives me crazy.
Arab Jew:"yalla,bo neleh lishmoa mizrahit" (C'mon,let's listen to Middle Eastern)
Me:"ledaati zot muzika hasrat taam ve lo tzriha liiyot kayemet" (In my opinion,Middle Eastern music is tasteless,and shouldn't exist)
by Nirkush February 7, 2010
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Easter Feaster

A meal only fit for a last supper. Glistening golden deep fried chicken with battered sliced potato strings with herbed gravy with children size portions of blended up vegetables topped off with a dessert surprise to the unexpected. *Meal is often accompanied by ass puke* Women and children fend for yourself
Kim: Happy Easter everyone what did you do today?

Deny: I shiat easter feaster for 2 hours
by Foug April 27, 2003
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easter

the day that Jesus came back to life as a chicken, according to Nidhi.
Abby: what's Easter for?
Nidhi: I think it's the day Jesus came back as a chicken...
by nidhi and abby February 9, 2005
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