going out erect

A cause of death that can only happen to men that once suffered from some sort of erectile dysfunction but somehow was miraculously healed before death came calling.

"RIP Donald Trump" and all his staunch supporters that are not Republican Party members cry out when he is going out erect.

by Jewish madam August 8, 2018

Relection Erection

When someone gets relected into the office and gets a boner a the same time.

When bush swore in the office he turned around and got a relection erection.

by Arocka7 April 3, 2009

correction erection

When that one friend in your group who knows far too much about everything, gets so excited in anticipation of correcting you that an erection is imminent or current.

Often proceeding the words “well technically”.

He totally got. Correction erection when he corrected you about ancient Asian history.

by anonymous April 26, 2024

Orphan Erection

When you get hard but you can't do anything about it, and it dies, alone and unloved.

I was at church and I popped a orphan erection, hopefully it goes to heaven with the rest of the unwanted and unloved .

by Ess_Nelek April 16, 2016

foot erection

The feeling when your foot becomes temporarily hard because you're a lazy prick who just sits in bed all day.

"Whenever I have a foot erection, it makes me hard to wiggle my toes."

by swag9000 January 29, 2023

Erect

A good or great time

Me and my friends had an erect time at the party!

by BigBoiPie January 18, 2019

erection defection

When an erection becomes so hard it won't go down until you do something about it

Yooo broo..... I got an erection defection last night..

by Pp erectus July 9, 2019