Emma: "Watching porn by yourself dude?"
Dude: *Gets extremely turned on*
Emma: "Woah, hey there mr. T-erect
Dude: *Gets extremely turned on*
Emma: "Woah, hey there mr. T-erect
by We can officially be friends. November 28, 2024
Get the t-erectmug. Guy 1: "Why do you keep getting hard over the Shantae soundtrack?!"
Guy 2: "You don't wanna know..."
Inside the head of Guy 2: *GODDAMN THESE ERECTION RECOLLECTIONS!*
Guy 2: "You don't wanna know..."
Inside the head of Guy 2: *GODDAMN THESE ERECTION RECOLLECTIONS!*
by ZUCC IN BOLD November 23, 2016
Get the Erection Recollectionmug. The feeling when your foot becomes temporarily hard because you're a lazy prick who just sits in bed all day.
by swag9000 January 29, 2023
Get the foot erectionmug. Internalised erection (also called “self-rigid”) is when a member of an erect group believes and acts out the kinks created to dehumanise and humiliate their kin. This is a problem that has plagued our society unbeknown to the regular man. The patriarchy is to blame.
For example, a mother whom many would like to bed, or a mwmwltd, falls into the stereotypes of their kink category - going after younger men, constantly dominating and lovingly nurturing them.
For example, a mother whom many would like to bed, or a mwmwltd, falls into the stereotypes of their kink category - going after younger men, constantly dominating and lovingly nurturing them.
"You see that Furry over there? They actually perform the yiff. That is Internalised Erection if I have ever seen it."
by Tallia Foxgroove November 21, 2017
Get the Internalised Erectionmug. by Fillosofer March 4, 2021
Get the tactical erectionmug. James woke up with a massive stiffy and needed a wee. He went to the toilet and performed Erection Ejection whilst taking aim with his big object!
by Mikool77 July 17, 2023
Get the ERECTION EJECTIONmug. by Frank Palace June 27, 2022
Get the Insure-Erectionmug.